Yesterday morning, Apollo puked a couple of times. This isn’t unusual, if you’ve ever had dogs. They either get into something they shouldn’t or whatever, and they occasionally puke.

Now, come to think of it, I didn’t think Twix has ever puked. Not once, Blondie was my puking dog, Labs tend to put everything and anything in their mouths.

Most dogs, perhaps all dogs, other than Apollo puke in a dramatic fashion as well. There is the hacking sound that’ll wake you up faster than anything else. Then they puke in a little pile and you clean it up.

Not Apollo. Nope.

He pukes with absolutely no warning at all. I’ve second he’s fine and the next, puke. Yesterday, he projectile vomited as well.

The first shot was all over the duvet cover and bedroom wall. Nice. Then he jumped off the bed and did it again, all over the small carpet I have beside the bed.

The rest of the apartment is all vinyl plank flooring which makes cleaning puke very easy. The duvet cover, well, that has to go in the laundry. So does the small carpet. What fun.

Anyway, hopefully the description of him puking didn’t turn you off of your breakfast. He’s good today, no puking. I hope you don’t puke either.